The Next Great Adventure

24th May 2012

Link reblogged from Kim, a cosmos with 4 notes

Oh to be a pear tree – any tree in bloom!: oh did I mention the dead squirrel? →

peachesandkim:

tobeapeartreeinbloom:

Last night we had crafty day and it was awesome and super productive. at one point kim went up to the van to get something and came back down the driveway and announced that SOMETHING REALLY AWFUL HAS HAPPENED.

it was a dead squirrel right outside of Christina’s van. by her door. It apparently just gave up on life. They tried to get jared to move it, but he just laughed at them. Later when it was time to leave, Kim and Christina went up to the van. Around the same time, Mama and Daddy came up on their motorcycle.

They asked Daddy to move the squirrel. and he did.

TO THE ROOF OF MY CAR.

and this squirrel was leaking God knows what all over the place. this morning there was nasty stuff IN MY CAR.

Daddy is a jerkface.

this is way worse than the time he put baby powder in my hair dryer.

or painted my entire head with bbq sauce.

or drove by the bus stop in his bright red coca cola van blaring banjo music while wearing a bullwinkle hat.

WAY WORSE.

I think the best part was witnessed only by Christina and myself. Your mama was just standing there laughing along with us. She didn’t ever say “Bruce, don’t put that dead squirrel in your pocket” or “Bruce, that dead squirrel shouldn’t be left of your daughter’s car”. She just laughed and looked at us laughing and laughed harder.

then I text’d you and Katie “Your dad was sweet and moved the squirrel for us!”

Katie responded “Haahaha!!” and I said “why are you laughing? is it becasue he put it on Gladys?” to which she said “He did?!”

and I guess she didn’t tell you. otherwise there wouldn’t have been squirrel both on and IN your car today.

Source: tobeapeartreeinbloom